apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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