i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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