with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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