hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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