found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I hate all girls vehemently.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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