i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
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Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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