hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Randomize
