Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Randomize
