I'm lost and stupid without you.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
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