.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
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This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
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There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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