so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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