I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
