Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Randomize
