3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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