No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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