I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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