Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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