I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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