ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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