Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have started to decorate penises.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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