SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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