That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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