Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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