Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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