they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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