Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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