I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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