Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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