I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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