hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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