You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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