Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I need water and some morals
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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