all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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