Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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