Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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