Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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