This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
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I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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