Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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