Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
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They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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