oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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