And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I know her cup size but not her name....
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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