nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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