Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I love you.
Bad choice
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