you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
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hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
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Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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