Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
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I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
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You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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