ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
