you're like a bully in the Christmas story
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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