: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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