Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
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I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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