Its about making memories worth repressing
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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