Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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