Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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