I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
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twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
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It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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